You're jokes

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What kind of tree fits in your hands?

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Your hairline.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

Your Fortnite win rate.

You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.

And together, we are pho-ever.

Your dad is your mom.

Your mom is gay, just like your dad.

Two whales went to a bar.

The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."