You're jokes

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.

Your hairline goes back to China.

Your penis is literally BLUE!

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Friends = your power level.

Emo kid = power level: 0000.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.