You're jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.