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Orphanage

    • A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

    The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

    "You should tell your parents," I replied back.

    The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

    Dick

    • Best thing ever right here.

    So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

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    Coal

    • What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

    Kid

    • Teacher: Here, have candy.

    Kid: No, I’m too fat.

    Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

    *Next week*

    Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

    Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

    Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

    Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

    Butt

    • Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

    Otter

    • How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

    Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

    Stalker

    • "What do you do with your free time?"

    "I stalk."

    "Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

    "I know."

    Friend

    • You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

    Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

    Popsicle

    • So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."