You're jokes

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.