You're jokes

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

"Deznuts up your ass."

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.