You're jokes
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
Memes
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
You're gay, stop reading.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.