You're jokes
How can you help a llama on holiday? Alpaca your bags.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.