You're jokes
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.