You're jokes
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
You were born out of your dad.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.