You're jokes
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.