You're jokes
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.