You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
squint your eyes
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
You and Jason in your bed.
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Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(