You're jokes
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.