You're jokes

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

You. You're the joke.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Your AMAMA.

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

What do you call your son?

An mistake.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Hi, I hope you’re