You're jokes
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.