You're jokes

Your (DYM 29).

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Your (DYM 36).

Your bitch has Covid-19.

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

Your (DYM 17).

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Your (DYM 31).

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.