You're jokes
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.