You're jokes
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.