You're jokes
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
So relatable Tbh.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."