You're jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.