You're jokes
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.