You're jokes

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!