You're jokes
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅