You're jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.