You're jokes
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Your mum has balls.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.