You're jokes

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Do you know Candice?

Candice dick fit in your mouth!

She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)