You're jokes

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange who?

Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

Daughter: So, I got my period.

Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!

Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?

Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.

Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)

Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.