You're jokes

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Your mother.

Depression: Here, your mom just died.

Me: My mom is already dead.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.