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Orphan

    • What did the orphan say to its parents?

    "Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

    They people: "No."

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    • Hairline

    • I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

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    • You're memes

    Weight

    • You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

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    • Sport

    • When your friends [are] talking about sports:

    Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

    Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

    Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

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    • Titanic

    • "That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

    Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

    Fat

    • You’re so fat,

    that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

    Wife

    • Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

    Prostitution

    • I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

    Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

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