You're jokes
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Suck your mom. ☺️
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
My career is worth more than your adoption.