You're jokes
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.