You're jokes

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?