You're jokes
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Memes
Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!