You're jokes

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Talk to me if you're online.

I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Kid: Your mom!

Orphan: (cries)

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?

The look they give you while you’re nailing them.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.