You're jokes
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Up your butt with a coconut!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.