You're jokes

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."

Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

Q: How do emo kids complement each other?

A: I like your cuts g.

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.