You're jokes

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What's your religion?

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!