You're jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

Everyone put your age here.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.