Your dad jokes
Your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Your dad has a huge PP.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.