Your dad jokes

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Your dad has a huge PP.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?