Your dad jokes

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

Your dad has a huge PP.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not your dad.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.

Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!

What's the difference between you and your sister?

Your dad.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."