How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Your dad has a huge PP.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
just ask your dad
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
