Your dad has a huge PP.
Your Dad Jokes
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
