Your dad jokes
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.