I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
