Your dad jokes
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Just ask your dad.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Memes
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Your Dad.