Your dad jokes

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Just ask your dad.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

POV: Your dad is gone.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your dad. LMAO.