Your dad jokes
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Just ask your dad.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.