Your dad jokes

Your dad has a huge PP.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Just ask your dad.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.