Your dad jokes

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Your dad has a huge PP.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Just ask your dad.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?