Your dad jokes
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."