Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
By:Xzavier
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay so are you
Like if your dad is abusive
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
So 2 kids argued and insulted each other...
KID 1: Your dad left because he didn't want you so why don't you kill yourself?
KID 2: Well your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
