What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Knock Knock “who’s there” not your dad
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
