Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
yo life got no meaning just like your dad when he left like if its a good one
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
It look like your dad is not the only one missing
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
How do I make my dick disappear? I put it in your dad
what's the difference between u your uncle your dad one didn't go in the closet
You look like your mom and your dad had a child
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
Your dads spider man because he’s far from home
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah
when do you know your dad knows you are sneancking out ,he hears the loud creakes
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
just ask your dad
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
