Dad Jokes
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.