A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
Why canβt a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
I tell dad jokes all the time even though Iβm not actually a dad
Iβm a faux pa.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrased and I cried with a-dult cry.
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of βgo ask your momβ
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
I would tell a dad joke but it already left me
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
i would make a dad joke, but i dont have a dad to joke about.
