What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky? Because they use honeycombs
I tell dad jokes all the time even though Iโm not actually a dad
Iโm a faux pa.
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
why did the son go to the store? to find his dad
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"When you mom is pregnate and your best friend learns dad jokes" Me:.....
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of โgo ask your momโ
Why canโt a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
