Your dad jokes
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
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So what I lied Should I have said I'm not alright What age were you When you found out your dad is human too Now I feel guilty when I hold onto you So what I lied I don't know how to love you right Self-awareness Or self-obsession, I Don't wanna share this But I'm not sleeping right I think I'm falling But I can't trust it yet I'm 23, but I still feel like a kid in my head 'cause I know what my parents' had Should I … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
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