What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You Jokes
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
If you read this, you lost your v card.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
