You jokes
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Memes
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.