You jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.