You jokes
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Did you know Kurt had dandruff?
Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.