You jokes
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Love you baby :^