You jokes
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.