You jokes

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfie.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

Neither has he.

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.