You jokes
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."