You jokes
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Memes
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*