What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
You Jokes
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
