You jokes
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
How it feels to get so mad at the game. That you can't even explain your anger So you just low key Slime yourself out.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.