You jokes
You are so cat.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.