You jokes
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
You (DYM 53).
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Gwen, you on?