You jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.