You jokes
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
You suck!
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.