You jokes

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

I hate you, Gwen. You are a stupid idiot!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?

One you cut into 2 with a knife.

And the watermelon you cut into pieces.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?

A family photo.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!