You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
You Jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"