You jokes
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonβt be able to make it to Saw Con?
Memes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts π
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck π
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.