You jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?