You jokes
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Memes
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."