You jokes

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

A happy family.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

That's kinda sus, you know?

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Sue-icide squad.

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

You suck.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!