You jokes
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.