You jokes
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.