You Jokes

Pharmacy

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Orphan

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Boat

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

Mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Mirror

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Pride Month

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Monkey

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

Shampoo

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Food

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.