You jokes
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Boy, you gay?
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.