Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You Jokes
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
Like if you are emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.