You jokes
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Memes
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.