You jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Memes
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?