Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
You Jokes
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!