You jokes
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"