You jokes

A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"

Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

Like and comment if you will be my friend!

If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What can you catch, but not throw?

You are fat.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.