You jokes

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

What do you call a sad porno?

A tear jerker.

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Why can you hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.