You jokes
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Memes
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!