You jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Willy Wonka meme
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.