You jokes
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
"Room, you on."
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!