You jokes

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because you can take it so quickly.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?

Family jokes.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.