You jokes

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What do you call a door? A floor.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

What flour do you buy an orphan?

Self-raising flour.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.