You jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!