You Jokes

Butter

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

Nut

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

School Shooter

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Chainsaw

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"

Memes

Dog

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Alien

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

Kid

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Dog

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

Dad

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Bathroom

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.