You jokes
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I'll give you time, figure it out.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Memes
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.