Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
You Jokes
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.