You jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Memes
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
You are.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."