Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
You Jokes
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What do you call a door? A floor.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.