You jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?