You jokes
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?