You jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
me every morning
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.