You jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a pregnant slave?

Buy 1 get 1 free.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.