You jokes
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
What would you do if you were killed?
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.