You jokes
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Crit especially if you are a rouge
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."