What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
You Jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
