My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
