"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
I Mustache You
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a play on words. It sounds like "I must ask you a question", but instead it's "I mustache you a question", because mustaches are facial hair. Get it? I'm starting to think that your brain isn't working at its full capacity. Actually, I'm being nice... Based on the fact that you are asking me to explain this, I can see you failed every single class in elementary school.