As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
You Jokes
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
