You jokes
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
"Princess, you there? :("
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
"Prince, where are you?"
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
"I love you with all my heart."
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.