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How do you get an orphan sad?

You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.

Orphan: Let's play baseball!

Girl: No, you can't.

Orphan: Why?

Girl: Because you can't find home.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

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    • Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

    Boy: "What's that?"

    Grandpa: "What's what?"

    What did the blender say to the orange juice?

    "What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

    You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Are you sure?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Okay.

    If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

    Just to ask the other guy.

    Talk about a male supremacist religion.

    What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

    1. It stands for inflation.

    2. It limits production.

    3. It encourages cooperation.

    4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

    Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

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